Since setting up this wonderful website I have detected a marked change, for the worse, in my wife’s behaviour.
The latest outrage I have to contend with is her refusal to get in her cage. I bought that cage especially for her.
Not only that but she says I should go in it and threatened to put me in there.
I explained she would not be physically able to accomplish this. She countered with: “I will if Marie helps me”.
This scared me.
When she was ‘away’, as an experiment, I locked myself in the cage [clothed]. After a mere four hours I had affected my escape by the simple removal of the hinge pins. A padlock on the hinge side would have thwarted this but there is no padlock on the hinge side.
If that Marie comes around, I’m going to hide in the garage: inside the car contained within the garage – a sort of double bluff.
I have entitled this piece “Don’t Read This” so she doesn’t read this.
She always does what I say.