My mother said it was simple to keep a man:
You must be a maid in the living room,
a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.
I said I’d hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.


Call me a whore!
And call me your dirty bitch!
We can explore
Our bed for that magic switch….


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    1. I sacked the maid [she was stealing bread rolls anyway], the cook’s a gonner and I’ve got five bedrooms: send your, very wise, mother right over. I will padlock four bedroom doors: It’s only fair.
    2. It takes me around three seconds to find a/the switch.
    What do we do then?
    I’ve got a copy of the new Joker film, we could watch that and eat some cake?
    I got the film from China – for free.

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