I am Not John McAfee

It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out the other day.

I am not John McAfee

Let’s examine the evidence:

John McAfee

Gorgeous, handsome and near perfect, British born, John McAfee is an unparalleled genius.

For any woman in the known world he is what is known as – a good catch.

Of late, his notoriety has eclipsed his, spectacular, earlier business successes.

Prone to excess and hedonism his megalomania is only equalled by his paranoia.

Recently deciding to run for high public office examples his egotism that has also resulted in a, self-run, Worpress site devoted to his latest whims & ideas. His independent site allows him to boast of his many many achievements and detail his latest outrageous behaviour.

His paranoia means a lifestyle where every detail of his life is planned lest someone makes a move on him. The paranoiac behaviour is not without foundation due to his propensity to consort with gangland bosses & dubious political figures which has led to assassination attempts, frame-ups and poisoning.

Of late, a clean-up appears to have taken place. Using his array of influential friends, many photos and videos of him have vanished from the web. Especially the infamous video of him surrounded by high powered weaponry, cocaine, cash and prostitutes which he released to show what a magnificent man he is.

Rumoured to have been involved in serious offences, he has never been charged or convicted and, as such, cannot be labelled other than innocent of any and all allegations which may well be rumours anyway [let’s make that clear]. He has not been arrested because being arrested and detained are two different things.

Now living in a secret location, surrounded by weaponry and gorgeous women, he is often linked to all manner of enterprises and schemes. All of which are utterly brilliant. Except those that aren’t.

Wielding a certain power his influence extends to where you would least expect him to be.

His, ex prostitute, wife assists him in day to day business. As his public relations director, her onerous job is to present him as not completely mad and clear up the mess he leaves in his wake.

He is, perhaps, the greatest living man on the planet.

He is the American version of Sywwow – only worse.

Summing up, he is a creative genius. Probably the last of his kind.

One day, when he’s left the field, the world will say “What we have missed, what we have all missed”.


Now let’s look at me:

Sywwow

Gorgeous, handsome and near perfect, British born, Sywwow is an unparalleled genius.

For any woman in the known world he is what is known as – a good catch.

Of late, his notoriety has eclipsed his, spectacular, earlier business successes.

Prone to excess and hedonism his megalomania is only equalled by his paranoia.

Recently deciding to run for high public office examples his egotism that has also resulted in a, self-run, Worpress site devoted to his latest whims & ideas. His independent site allows him to boast of his many many achievements and detail his latest outrageous behaviour.

His paranoia means a lifestyle where every detail of his life is planned lest someone makes a move on him. The paranoiac behaviour is not without foundation due to his propensity to consort with gangland bosses & dubious political figures which has led to assassination attempts, frame-ups and poisoning.

Of late, a clean-up appears to have taken place. Using his array of influential friends, many photos and videos of him have vanished from the web. Especially the infamous video of him surrounded by high powered weaponry, cocaine, cash and prostitutes which he released to show what a magnificent man he is.

Rumoured to have been involved in serious offences, he has never been charged or convicted and, as such, cannot be labelled other than innocent of any and all allegations which may well be rumours anyway [let’s make that clear]. He has not been arrested because being arrested and detained are two different things.

Now living in a secret location, surrounded by weaponry and gorgeous women, he is often linked to all manner of enterprises and schemes. All of which are utterly brilliant. Except those that aren’t.

Wielding a certain power his influence extends to where you would least expect him to be.

His, ex prostitute, wife assists him in day to day business. As his public relations director, her onerous job is to present him as not completely mad and clear up the mess he leaves in his wake.

He is, perhaps, the greatest living man on the planet.

He is the English version of John McAfee – only worse.

Summing up, he is a creative genius. Probably the last of his kind.

One day, when he’s left the field, the world will say “What we have missed, what we have all missed”.


I am pleased to have cleared this mess up and apologise to the great Mr McAfee for any inconvenience this has caused.

Just to make it clear, again: Sywwow is not John McAfee and John McAfee is not Sywwow, or the other way ’round.

Me:

Me:

You wondered why I put the above vid up the other day: Now you know


Don’t go to my site it only encourages me

Don’t go to my site it only encourages me

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