I’ve decided to become a supplier of stuff no-one wants and, thusly, become so rich I can buy stuff I don’t want.
Soon, I plan to sell all sorts I’ve had made on the cheap in China: cars [with fucking big diesel engines], Jet airliners, highly destructive missile systems and spaceships.
I am not an idiot. I know I have to start small and then, immediately, become massive.
Ergo, my first product is a novelty pencil sharpener.
It’s available from those twats Amazon – the very same twats that banned my book. I give the book away for free now, that’ll teach them for fucking with me.
My genius knows no bounds (Trademark)