Buy my stuff and make me rich – NOW: I’m in a hurry

I’ve decided to become a supplier of stuff no-one wants and, thusly, become so rich I can buy stuff I don’t want.

Soon, I plan to sell all sorts I’ve had made on the cheap in China: cars [with fucking big diesel engines], Jet airliners, highly destructive missile systems and spaceships.

I am not an idiot. I know I have to start small and then, immediately, become massive.

Ergo, my first product is a novelty pencil sharpener.

It’s available from those twats Amazon – the very same twats that banned my book. I give the book away for free now, that’ll teach them for fucking with me.


My genius knows no bounds (Trademark)

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