Some jerk wrote an article on here called “How to catch a blonde”.
Speaking as a blonde myself [actually I’m fair haired, but that’s nearly blonde], I think the whole thing is a load of bollocks.
I suppose it was meant to be funny but you can’t hear me laughing, can you?
Actually, I’ve just dyed my hair black. This was all part of an elaborate disguise.
I went to great time and expense doing so. Yet, people said; “Why have you dyed your hair black?”
You see, they still knew it was me.
It was all a pointless waste of time. Just like when I grew a beard. And, when I went ‘round dressed as an onion seller. I didn’t have any onions so I used potatoes instead. And a carrot.
According to the website of the jerks who make the dye I have to; “Wait for the normal colour to come back through”. I’ve been sat here ages and it still looks black to me.
It’s the redhead business all over again.