The moment I got the message I am staying on Curaçao for a 3 weeks holiday.
I am very pleased that I have received the title of professor.
I will therefore commit myself to fornication for the length of days and to wear the title with dignity.
I am not surprised that after 22 years of performing my profession as a hooker, this honorable title came to me.
Right now I’m sending you “my hot greetings” from this lovely tropical Island in the sun.