During a break from penning my revolutionary book, I took my time machine back to 1974 and took some photos of some tarts.
Well, what would you do in 1974?
I have received criticism for using my time machine “for doing fuck all” instead of improving the world.
Well, Donald, firstly keep your nose out of my affairs and secondly, I went back to 1910 to prevent The Great World War of Horribleness. I successfully achieved this only to find out on my return you twats managed to have two world wars instead.
Also, I’ve been to 2021 and the book I’m writing is a massive success and changes the world – for the worse.
All this just to test interactive website links and my own secret spider of great bottiness? What, moi?