I successfully procured the brightest known torch ever.
Whilst I was searching for a torch to put all other torches in the shade, I ventured to parts of the web you lot should never go. There, I found the most dangerous.
In the shape not dissimilar to a 9mm automatic, it ‘fired’ some sort of laser which would: “Cause instant blindness and permanent brain damage”.
It came with all sorts of safety gear and an attractive case – all for $800
I have asked about and the only possible use for such a thing is some sort of welding.
No, I did not buy it. And, don’t go looking for it coz it ain’t there anymore.