LydiE, like all women (there are no exceptions whatsoever at all), is prone to exaggeration and hysterics.
As illustration of this: she was so worried about mad-cap singing sensation BarbarElla’s disappearance she decided to have a ‘great holiday & loads of fun’.
Whilst swimming she claims to have narrowly avoided having her arse bitten by a shark
More likely she saw a small fish and completely over-reacted.
Here is the picture, judge for yourselves…
One arse: Unbitten. I rest my case