Is My Twat any Good?

I’m always trying to help you Tarts out with your mystifying and, somewhat, lunatic requirements.

A Tart said to me; “How do I know if my Twat is any good?

Ergo: I stress this is still in the testing phase, my: “Twat Testing Machine”.

Searching for a volunteer with the necessary stupidity skills I soon settled on Sarah as the best Twat to test my Twat tester on, especially given the dangers of unreliable prototype technology:

Sarah: A First-Class Twat

I aim to offer a Twat Testing Service as soon as I sort out the rapid & dangerous overheating of the device. The good news is, ice-cube insertion gives relief – for a while

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