Topless Sword Fighting for Tarts Update

She can handle a Sword

Regarding my Topless Sword Fighting for Tarts, swords are provided; there is no need to bring your own. If you do bring your ‘favourite sword’ you can’t use it.

Also, its not ‘Topless’ if you’re not topless.

Conversely, you can bring your own chess pieces but not your own Monopoly set. For obvious reasons, you can’t bring your own Scrabble letters – even if they are your ‘lucky letters’. For some reason, there is never a need to remind Tarts the necessity for toplessness whilst playing these games.

Topless Jousting, I’m afraid, is a non-starter and Trivial Pursuit is for wankers even a topless version

Topless, def.: removal of UPPER, above waist, garments. I never thought I’d have to explain what ‘Topless’ means


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