Threesomes

I know all about the fantasies you tarts have. Every single one of them.

Many, or all, of you fantasize about threesomes.

Ergo I have tasked Lady Andrea S. to produce a report on threesomes so we all know what it’s all about:

I was amazed when asked to do this report because I’m a bit lacking in the brains department but here goes:

My favourite sum is 4 + 2 + 1 which equals six

The sum I like best of all is 727 x 424 which is a very big sum and means 3082

I used to have a calculator to do sums but it exploded in the microwave.

Topping off my list of three sums has to be 8 – 9 which equals in – 2

I know some more sums but they’re my top three

I can also spell big words like unfathonuble


What can I say?

This has to be the most incompetent piece of reporting since the last thing on the virus infected Daily Mail Site.

We wanted to know all about threesomes not three sums. All of her sums, incidentally, are wrong

She even sent a photo which I wasn’t going to show you but I will:

‘Me doing three sums’. I doubt this is her at all. Mind you the calculator isn’t even switched on so it may be her. But, the pen, really?

 

I feel punishment for this terrible article is in order. I seem attracted to Tart’s bum holes lately so I shall target this area for the punishments I have in mind which I won’t relate here where delicate ladies of a nervous disposition may be appalled – or want it doing to them

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  1. Aphrodite

    My favourite sum is: 111111111 x 111111111 which gives the satisfying result of 12345678987654321

    1. SYWWOW
      SYWWOW

      I haven’t got a favourite sum
      I didn’t realise you had to have one
      I feel such a jerk

      That explains all the trouble I get into. People must say; “Here comes that wanker who hasn’t got a favourite sum
      I know darling, what an idiot”.
      Excuse me interrupting, you don’t know me, but did you say he hasn’t got a favourite sum?”
      Yes
      Yes, she did – or he, I’ve lost track
      What a wanker”.
      What a wanker”.
      What a wanker”.
      Yes”.

      That sort of thing.

      My favourite letter is Z because it doesn’t give a shit. I also like Q because it causes trouble everywhere it goes involving other letters such as U. W, I find amusing because it turns itself upside down if there’s any trouble and becomes an M

      You can spell my name on a calculator. You type in the numbers, turn it upside down and, voila, my surname which is not ‘BOOBS’

      I had a tax demand once which the dog tore to bits. I reassembled it as best I could and paid them the £435. At the subsequent court hearing it appeared he had swallowed two zeros. I could provide no evidence of this event – dogs can’t be a witness in a court case (dog racist bastards) – and I received a fine which I paid in full because the dog didn’t eat it

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