I’m pleased to reveal my new artwork which I have entitled; “Spanking a Blonde’s bum on a Sunny Afternoon in August whilst everyone thought I was horse riding – idiots” (Sywwow, 2020)
I feel it brings out the essence of spanking and all the trouble I have to go to just to thrash some tart – This is where the pain of the picture comes from. The red, clearly, is the spanked arse whilst the blue is me. As is the black and green. The yellow is no-one in particular but represents love and poetry. My poetry. The white background reflects time and space. The light green is also me.
I am proud of this work which I knocked together in a couple of hours and feel £3 Million is a bargain.
I showed it to Banksy who said; “It’s a bag of shit you half-witted prick. And, you still owe me for defacing my wall“.
I ignored Banksy. He knows fuck all about spanking
And Banksy, if you think I’m paying for your wall you’re a half-witted prick. And, you still owe me for defacing my wall.