Sea-Sickness is an affliction affecting ladies. Only ladies (not men, real men anyway).
It’s all something to do with the large pockets of air in their brains which make balance an issue. I know all about this sort of stuff because I’m a doctor (Gynaecology only. And Breasts). I’m also a psychiatrist but let’s not get into all that madness.
I was determined that, on my watch, Tarts should not have to endure this maritime ordeal. Ergo, I figured out a cure:
It should be noted, sea-sickness is a form of motion-sickness. This means my guide is also applicable for car, bus & train journeys and whilst sitting on the sofa watching some stupid film about kissing and horses.