I’m sorry for the things I:
- Might Have Done
- Am planning to do
- Will do
- Will say
If there’s anything I missed: I’m sorry for that too.
When you spend as much time apologising as I do it becomes very time consuming.
Ergo, I have created a pdf which you can print out and fill in.
It meets all possible scenarios.
It’s jam packed with false sincerity.
I make it look like it means something by giving it a warranty.
I carry a load of them with me at all times and issue them with gay aplomb.
It’s unisex which means men and women and others can use the form by simply using a pen.
Never say ‘Sorry’ again