I have a rather embarrassing incident to report regarding Heidi.
Heidi and I deliberated & discussed a degenerate list of disgusting, depraved and deviant things I wanted to do with her – far too debauched for you delicate damsels to read of.
After reaching a decision regarding the cost for this terrible experience she was to endure I asked to use her printer. Yes, no ink.
What a supreme idiot. Printers need ink. How do you think the letters, words & pictures get there?
As a consequence of this, frankly, imbecilic administrative error I was unable to print out any of my money.
She then reacts all hoity-toity saying stuff like “Haven’t you got any Euros?” What the fuck is a Euro? Sounds like Monopoly money or something she made up.
The end result was she kicked me out of her house, kicking me up the arse as I left.
She normally charges £150 Sywwow Dollars for an arse kicking so who’s the sucker now? Not I, no not I
It transpires, she used the last of her ink producing this window sign. Use ‘Draft’ love. Draft, I tell you