Help me, Answers, and other stuff

You may have been sent to this page by me:

I will deal here with issues arising, chiefly, to reassure you.

The list is longer than first envisaged but should answer your question

I WILL deal immediately with any problem you have

In no particular order:

1. Content Removal: Go here

Imagefap: I have become aware of issues. You’ve closed your account but there’s still content on there [of mine] you want to see gone. I will remove it for ever without question. This applies also to images that ‘shouldn’t have been there in the first place’. [No issues to date]

2. Privacy: This constitutes my ‘Privacy Policy’: I do not collect or use any data.

3. Cookies: Ah yes, I suppose: Cookies are used so the site recognizes you in respect of ease of use. The best example: You made a comment. Two days later, you want to make another comment. Because of the cookie you don’t need to enter the details [name etc.] again. That’s the only reason cookies are used.

4. Account: Please create an account – you get to see everything then.

5. Content: certain restrictions apply. I decide what can’t go on. Usually, I make it viewable by members only [account holders]. There has been, to date, no issues of content that can’t go on.

6. Communications: There’s no newsletters and all that irritating shit. Your email is for logging on only and is never used for anything else.

7. Advertising: There is none. A whole load of shit is thusly avoided.

8. Google, Facebook and the rest of those evil twats: They’re not here. I have provided the facility of, for instance, posting a story to Facebook. This triggers an alert in browsers such as Firefox but they’ve not seized any control [unlike other sites].

9. Twitter & Telegram: They are used as a content source using site data only. The site sends selected content to them and then, simply, brings it back again. Telegram is the only ‘social network’ to be ‘trusted’.

10. Identity: Never will I, or the site, reveal anyone’s identity. [No issues, to date].

11. Downloads: These are screened by me. They are virus free. As a precaution you can download them and, prior to opening, scan them with your anti-virus software.

12. Site Security. The site uses a number of background tools to ensure the site is clean of virus infection. [No issues, to date].

13. Don’t like the number 13. I get into enough trouble sans its assistance.

14. Jurisdiction: I will move this site to wherever I like. There is no jurisdiction. This site has lived all over the place. I don’t want country bans so, regardless of where the server lives, certain things will never appear here – you know what I mean.

15. This is a free site. No-one here is making money from it. This precludes a huge range of potential issues.

16. Meeting Sywwow. I NEVER seek to meet anyone – it will be you contacting me that initiates any meeting. Please use the contact form if in any doubt.

17. Talking to Sywwow. It’s the easiest thing in the world to spoof an email address. It’s the easiest thing in the world to reveal it’s fake [if you know a little about IT]. You will NEVER receive an email from me or this site unsolicited. If you receive an email from – create a new email [don’t reply to the one you received] and send it. Invariably, my server will respond with ‘no such email’.
Please use the contact form if in any doubt.

17. Contact form: These go to me only. I NEVER ignore you. I may be ‘away’ or ‘tied up’ but I WILL ALWAYS respond within 24 hours [max].

18. Press. I don’t want to annoy you twats but It is unlikely I will deal with you. Please note, at the end of the day, I am an individual and will invoke the rights this affords me.

19. Responsibility: I am responsible for everything here. I will make things right. The buck stops with me.

20. Contributions [Writing & producing content] . I positively encourage contributions. If you want to contribute: contact me using the contact form. I will make it so easy for you, you wouldn’t believe it. If necessary, I’ll ghost for you.

21. Comments: Sadly, you now must be logged in to comment.

22. Safety: To date, there has been no issues. If there should be, I will deal with them.

23. Horribleness: Even I am subject to restraint. No content is here that has some sort of horrible intent or meaning. Mistakenly, it has been assumed that this is the case. I can assure you it is not. All content has been approved by the individuals concerned.

24. Censorship. Within reason there isn’t any. The only fucker to have a post censored was me.

25. Maintenance: This site goes off-line, briefly, for maintenance reasons. This off-line status should be for seconds only. This, believe it or not, is a highly sophisticated set-up. There’s not many sites running the shit I’m running – there’s two self-made apps on here! If you see the Sywwow seal – there’s a big fuck up under way, a major upgrade going on or a line has been crossed.

26. Maliciousness is intolerable. If you have a problem, your first point of call is the contact form. If I or this site has upset you – I will deal with it.

27. VPNs: Everything you’ve heard about VPNs is bollocks. I know, I use them. If there were 100,000,000 VPN ip addresses out there it means, collectively, hosted services only have to learn 100,000,000 ip addresses. Ergo, many VPNs are detected by this site and can’t access it – sorry about that.

28. I must ask you to refrain from emulating my activities as described on this site.
I’m a professional, I know what I’m doing.
I get away with things. I know people. I’m invincible.
I know its unfair but being Sywwow lets me do stuff you must never attempt.
Please don’t copy me.

29. This is an over 18 site. If you’re under 18: fuck off. Anyone pictured here is over 18 [even me]. Note. There are several exceptions to this; these are personal family pictures and are entirely innocent and, in the context of this being a personal site ran by real people, is another welcome facet to the site.

30. Abuse & stalking: if you do it I’ll ban you, do it again by evading my ban and I’ll come after you. People pay me to do this sort of shit so don’t even think about it. I can out mad any fucker so I’ll warn you first. Equally, I do understand if it’s a case of getting carried away, hence the warning. [No issues to date].

31. This is a secure site using encrypted point-to-point communications [https]. It does not bring in unsecure content. There is the rare exception which may cause a security alert. Such cases are rare and can be ignored because I would have cleared them as ok. [This is why Imagefap galleries can’t appear here].

32. A load of crap about ‘You must register’ that you see on other sites isn’t here because the laws in the UK were never brought into effect – thanks to an extent, to me. Why do other sites demand it then? Because they’re after something. I am not.



I want you to have fun
I am at your service
I am Sywwow

Look what they made me do:

Privacy Policy

Last updated: February 12, 2020

SYWWOW (“us”, “we”, or “our”) operates the SYWWOW website (the “Service”).

This page informs you of our policies regarding the collection, use and disclosure of Personal Information when you use our Service.

We will not use or share your information with anyone except as described in this Privacy Policy.

We use your Personal Information for providing and improving the Service. By using the Service, you agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this policy. Unless otherwise defined in this Privacy Policy, terms used in this Privacy Policy have the same meanings as in our Terms and Conditions, accessible at

Information Collection And Use

While using our Service, we may ask you to provide us with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify you. Personally identifiable information (“Personal Information”) may include, but is not limited to:

  • Name
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Log Data

We collect information that your browser sends whenever you visit our Service (“Log Data”). This Log Data may include information such as your computer’s Internet Protocol (“IP”) address, browser type, browser version, the pages of our Service that you visit, the time and date of your visit, the time spent on those pages and other statistics.


Cookies are files with small amount of data, which may include an anonymous unique identifier. Cookies are sent to your browser from a web site and stored on your computer’s hard drive.

We use “cookies” to collect information. You can instruct your browser to refuse all cookies or to indicate when a cookie is being sent. However, if you do not accept cookies, you may not be able to use some portions of our Service.

Service Providers

We may employ third party companies and individuals to facilitate our Service, to provide the Service on our behalf, to perform Service-related services or to assist us in analyzing how our Service is used.

These third parties have access to your Personal Information only to perform these tasks on our behalf and are obligated not to disclose or use it for any other purpose.


The security of your Personal Information is important to us, but remember that no method of transmission over the Internet, or method of electronic storage is 100% secure. While we strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect your Personal Information, we cannot guarantee its absolute security.

Links To Other Sites

Our Service may contain links to other sites that are not operated by us. If you click on a third party link, you will be directed to that third party’s site. We strongly advise you to review the Privacy Policy of every site you visit.

We have no control over, and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies or practices of any third party sites or services.

Children’s Privacy

Our Service does not address anyone under the age of 18 (“Children”).

We do not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from children under 18. If you are a parent or guardian and you are aware that your child has provided us with Personal Information, please contact us. If we discover that a child under 18 has provided us with Personal Information, we will delete such information from our servers immediately.

Changes To This Privacy Policy

We may update our Privacy Policy from time to time. We will notify you of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page.

You are advised to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when they are posted on this page.

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Look what they made me do:


Last updated: February 12, 2020

Please read these Terms of Use (“Terms”, “Terms of Use”) carefully before using the website (the “Service”) operated by SYWWOW (“us”, “we”, or “our”).

Your access to and use of the Service is conditioned on your acceptance of and compliance with these Terms. These Terms apply to all visitors, users and others who access or use the Service.

By accessing or using the Service you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of the terms then you may not access the Service.


When you create an account with us, you must provide us information that is accurate, complete, and current at all times. Failure to do so constitutes a breach of the Terms, which may result in immediate termination of your account on our Service.

You are responsible for safeguarding the password that you use to access the Service and for any activities or actions under your password, whether your password is with our Service or a third-party service.

You agree not to disclose your password to any third party. You must notify us immediately upon becoming aware of any breach of security or unauthorized use of your account.

Intellectual Property

The Service and its original content, features and functionality are and will remain the exclusive property of SYWWOW and its licensors.

Links To Other Web Sites

Our Service may contain links to third-party web sites or services that are not owned or controlled by SYWWOW.

SYWWOW has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third party web sites or services. You further acknowledge and agree that SYWWOW shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such content, goods or services available on or through any such web sites or services.

We strongly advise you to read the terms and conditions and privacy policies of any third-party web sites or services that you visit.


We may terminate or suspend access to our Service immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.

All provisions of the Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity and limitations of liability.

We may terminate or suspend your account immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.

Upon termination, your right to use the Service will immediately cease. If you wish to terminate your account, you may simply discontinue using the Service.

All provisions of the Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity and limitations of liability.


Your use of the Service is at your sole risk. The Service is provided on an “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE” basis. The Service is provided without warranties of any kind, whether express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, non-infringement or course of performance.

Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of Bulgaria without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be considered a waiver of those rights. If any provision of these Terms is held to be invalid or unenforceable by a court, the remaining provisions of these Terms will remain in effect. These Terms constitute the entire agreement between us regarding our Service, and supersede and replace any prior agreements we might have between us regarding the Service.


We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms at any time. If a revision is material we will try to provide at least 30 days notice prior to any new terms taking effect. What constitutes a material change will be determined at our sole discretion.

By continuing to access or use our Service after those revisions become effective, you agree to be bound by the revised terms. If you do not agree to the new terms, please stop using the Service.

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If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us.


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