Increasingly I find myself falling victim to ladies using me for sex.
I know I’m naïve and gullible so I’m easy prey for them as they take advantage of my innocence.
Over the years of being tricked into having sex with gorgeous women I have built up a library of the devious means in which they have trapped me. There’s thousands of them.
Only this week I found out a new one: “The Stamp Collection Trick” (#10,408 on the list of their clever tricks):
I met a friend of a friend of someone I don’t know and have never even heard of. She was a delightful brunette and seemed very friendly, kissing me and such. I said I was fucking off home and she asked if she could come with me. I agreed thinking she wanted to see my stamp collection which, actually, I though odd at the time because I’d not mentioned my stamp collection.
Anyway, after we got back to my place, I found the stamp collection after searching in the attic for over an hour. I showed her the stamps I collected for some unknown reason when I was at school where I learned fuck all because I knew it all already.
After a couple of minutes looking at stupid stamps, I said I was tired and she asked to come to bed with me. I thought, “Why not”, because I couldn’t be arsed to drive her home.
Well, you can imagine my surprise when after about half an hour lying in bed she said; “Oh, for fuck’s sake”, got on top of me and had sexual intercourse with my penis.
She did loads of other things and asked me to do things – which I did. I won’t go into all these things because I’m shy.
TRICKED: What this young lady had done is tricked (duped) me into having sexual intercourse (vaginal, anal & oral) by claiming an interest in my stamp collection whilst all the time seeking only to have sexual intercourse (vaginal, anal & oral) with me.
Using my experience, insight and wisdom, I have created a series of articles: “Tricks Tarts do to Trick You” for all the men in the world to read so they are forearmed with the knowledge telling them when a tart is intent on tricking them into having sex.
These articles can be seen by pressing here
I have to go now because the lady who owns the garden my dog did a shit on has told me, in way of compensation, I have to have a bath with her.
It all seems a bit odd but I’m taking my submarine which blows bubbles and going there now – after all, it was my dog who did a shit on her garden, I think.
Tarty Tricksters: They’ll Trick you, Tarts